Kutcher can't take any Moore and files for split

Kutcher can't take any Moore and files for split

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Just in time for Christmas, Demi Moore got a nice little package â€" divorce papers from her ex, Ashton Kutcher. More than a year after the duo separated, Kutcher finally made a move, filing papers in Los Angeles County Superior Court yesterday.

Kutcher, now dating his “That ’70s Show” co-star Mila Kunis, cited irreconcilable differences and isn’t seeking any spousal support from his ex. His filing comes just after the 50-year-old Moore’s bizarre behavior at Miami’s Art Basel, giving out lap dances and hitting on Lenny Kravitz.

The drama between Kutcher and Moore began over a year ago, when they announced they were splitting after a six-year marriage amid reports that Kutcher cheated. “As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life,” Moore said at the time.

Unfortunately, moving forward with her life was filled with a hospital visit for using whippets last January and being cut off from her three daughters, Rumer, Scout and Tallulah, because of her antics. Moore’s most recent fling, 26-year-old Vito Schnabel, also distanced himself from her.

Kutcher is ready for a battle, hiring pit-bull celeb divorce attorney Laura Wasser, who also now represents Kim Kardashian. According to a source close to the situation, Kutcher pulled the plug because of Kunis, whom he has become “very, very serious” with.

“Demi was the one who was refusing to file anything,” a source tells Confidenti@l’s Marianne Garvey. “Mila was getting upset that Ashton was still stuck in this situation. The Miami partying didn’t help. The main reason he left was that she was partying and he held on this whole time to be nice to her. He wanted her to get help.”

The source adds that a patient and understanding Kunis, who has been dating Kutcher for eight months, finally wanted to see Kutcher make a move.

“They’re very serious, so like any girlfriend, she doesn’t want him to be attached any more,” says the source. “Demi’s been very upset about Mila because she’s younger and she always suspected something was going on with them.”

Kutcher was 26 years old when he married the actress, who is now 50.

Reps for Kutcher and Moore did not get back to Confidenti@l by press time. Wasser did not return a call seeking comment.

KISSING SHEEN YUCKO FOR LILO

Sure she’ll punch clubgoers, clip people with her car and steal jewelry, but one thing Lindsay Lohan won’t do is kiss Charlie Sheen. TMZ is reporting that while shooting “Scary Movie 5,” Lohan cited Sheen’s checkered past for her reluctance to lip-lock the 47-year-old “She Wants Me” actor. The site reports that rewrites and stunt doubles helped accommodate Lohan’s demands. But really, as a couple, aren’t they just too good to be true? LiLo’s reps didn’t return our calls for comment.

DANSON A SUGAR DADDY

How sweet. Ted Danson bought 300 tasty confections from Daisy Cakes, which he plans to give to his celeb pals, including Bill Clinton and Tom Cruise. According to real estate sage Barbara Corcoran, who invested in the sweet shop as a panelist on ABC’s “Shark Tank” reality competition, handsome Danson plans to gift the rest to 150 of his closest friends. They’ll get both a red velvet and gingerbread cake for the holidays. Yum.